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Jibbers Crabst
"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."
(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."
(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015
Related Words
cricket me jimbers
A combination of shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket. Used when someone is very confused and surprised at the same time. Thus leading them to confuse the sayings shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket.
cricket me jimbers by Yacht Captain July 21, 2011
Jimers
Jimers by Soggiest B October 21, 2018
Jibery-Joo
A childish word for a lie that seems stupid, obvious and that no one thinks is real
Commonly used by people who can't think of any other words to say, and just dome up with it on the spot
Commonly used by people who can't think of any other words to say, and just dome up with it on the spot
Jibery-Joo by Jimmy Balmar April 13, 2009
Jiebers
A replacement or substitution for "geez". You use it when someone says an unpleasant statement ! Also can be used if you suddenly get frightened.
Jiebers by Kay Kay Bieber August 27, 2013
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