jiber

(Ji-bur)Noun: A joint ,Aka bone, marijuana cigarette. Unrelated to "jibber".

" Hey Buddy , wanna roast a jiber? "

by TheDrF January 19, 2014

Jibbers Crabst

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!

"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)

by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

jiberty

JT and liberty from degrassi

JT: i really wish we could agree on something, liberty
LIBERTY: we did, remember? last summer, we agreed on using the king size condom? the one that slipped off?
JT: huh
LIBERTY: JT, im pregnant
JT: *crashes car into bus stop*
THIS COUPLE IS KNOWN AS JIBERTY

by oolaleii November 21, 2006

cricket me jimbers

A combination of shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket. Used when someone is very confused and surprised at the same time. Thus leading them to confuse the sayings shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket.

Cricket me jimbers! Where am I and how did I get here?

by Yacht Captain July 21, 2011

Jimers

Another name for a type of toe fungus usually seen in elderly people

“Man that old lady in that hot tub had some nasty jimers”

by Soggiest B October 21, 2018

Jibery-Joo

A childish word for a lie that seems stupid, obvious and that no one thinks is real

Commonly used by people who can't think of any other words to say, and just dome up with it on the spot

"I think of this as a bunch of bureaucratic jibery-joo"

"I think that your idea is jibery-joo"

by Jimmy Balmar April 13, 2009

Jiebers

A replacement or substitution for "geez". You use it when someone says an unpleasant statement ! Also can be used if you suddenly get frightened.

Jiebers you don't have to be rude!

by Kay Kay Bieber August 27, 2013