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Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.
"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"
by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013
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Bread made at Jesus house south of texas just on the mexican side of the border close to a border city of your choice.
Jesus have you tried this horrible jesusbread? Of course i have said jesus i made it. I thought we where homies essay, now ya makin me feel loco and im getting a very distinctive headache that oddly enough i cant describe with words but if i had to id say it felt like green. And i have a copper taste in my mouth.
by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017
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A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.
I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.
by Twill_1 December 19, 2008
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