Jesus Jerk

Someone who pushes their religion off on other people because they find theirs to be superior.

Jon: Anyone who doesn't believe in Christ our Savior will be banished to hell forever!!!!

Tom: Wow, Jon's a real Jesus Jerk.

by rockrangel January 11, 2011

jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.

Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.

by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018