Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
by Chijioke Victor March 3, 2023
by Professional Complainer May 21, 2023
JACOB RENE REYNA AKA JESUS CHRIST USES HIS PHONE TO CONTROL THE PEOPLE IN ACTUAL HELL CITY... WHILE THEY THINK THEY HAVE ME FUCK IN THE SHADOWS...
by Jacob and Matthew Reyna July 24, 2023
My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.
Go to church to learn about Jesus Christ.
by Peskay February 25, 2022
by DNA POOP March 10, 2021
Jesusd (c. 4 BC – AD 30 or 33), also referred to as Jesus Christ or Jesus of Nazareth (among other names and titles), was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader.10 He is the central figure of Christianity, the world's largest religion. Most Christians believe he is the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited Messiah (the Christ) prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.
Person A: Have you heard of our Great God and Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Person B: Sorry brother, I'm Muslim, I don't believe that he's the Son Of God, Instead I believe he's a messenger.
Person A: It's alright man, We can share our difference's, As long as we get along and don't get into religious argument's.
Person B: Assalamu Alaykum
Person A: Wa-Allaku-Ill-Salam
Person B: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
Person B: Sorry brother, I'm Muslim, I don't believe that he's the Son Of God, Instead I believe he's a messenger.
Person A: It's alright man, We can share our difference's, As long as we get along and don't get into religious argument's.
Person B: Assalamu Alaykum
Person A: Wa-Allaku-Ill-Salam
Person B: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
by HyperBinarysツ November 22, 2022