A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
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Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
by Big Swish October 4, 2008
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a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
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