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Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020
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Jerk Johnson

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.
Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
by Big Swish October 4, 2008
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beef jerkey johnson

a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson

Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson


Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson
by think tank inc. March 14, 2009
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