Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
by will bitten September 14, 2017
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Jehovah's Fitness

When a Jehovah's Witness loses weight from knocking on a lot of doors in their preaching ministry.
"Did you lose weight Brother Fatterson? You are looking very Jehovah's fitness"
by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013
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