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Jeff's Kiss 

Like a Chefs kiss, but better, as its a Kiss of perfection from actor Jeff Bridges.

Made famous by Kevin Smith and Marc Bernardin on the Fatman Beyond podcast 8th Feb 2021
A Jeff's Kiss to the latest episode of WandaVision!
Jeff's Kiss by GlawsRocker February 10, 2021

jeffy spaghetti 

in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.
jeffy spaghetti by spaghetti jeff January 23, 2018

Jeff's Mom's Titties 

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.
Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

jeffy spaghetti 

jesus christ in an alternate universe woooooooaaaahhhhh
jeffy spaghetti by spaghetti jeff January 22, 2018

jeffy sleeper pick 

A fantasy football draft pick who can end up having just a shredded bit of success throughout the entire football season, or be the reigning NFL MVP. Is typically made by guys who always qualify for the consolation bracket each year.
Guy 1- "Aaron Rodgers was my jeffy sleeper pick this season."

Guy 2- "Dude, Aaron Rodgers was the top ranked QB in the draft rankings"

Guy 1- "Yeah well nobody else Tweeted that they were thinking about drafting him, or mentioned his name in the last ten minutes, so therefore he's my jeffy sleeper pick."

Jeff's mom 

1.Hoker who works outside Dick's
2.Jeff Hiets mom
Don't go downtown alone, u'll look like Jeff's mom
Jeff's mom by Lt. Ass VE Hump March 4, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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