jayson

jayson is the BIGGEST ASSHOLE HE MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW UP !! LYING DECEITFUL LITTLE ASS. SEE YOU MOTHERFUCKING NEXT TUESDAY BITCH.

I can't stand Jayson i don't like him very much

by Sbshjqkwnhbguu September 25, 2018

The Jayson

The art of pushing a tuba out of your vagina then playing it afterwards

me and this girl did the Jayson last night it was awesome

by the #1 ho July 13, 2008

a jayson

A Jayson is a sad soul sitting in a Data Mining Class, wallowing in the infinite confusion and statistics at the time.

Person A: Hey! Is that a Chris!?

Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...

Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?

by Staley12345 October 17, 2017

jayson

the sweetest, kindest, most beautiful lovable person you could ever meet. even speaking to him is like floating on clouds

Person 1 : why do you even like jayson?

Person 2 : cause he’s perfect

by hexgrl May 3, 2023

jaysone

douche of which all other douches are compared

dumbfuck1: damn that guys a douche
dumbfuck2: must be jaysone!

by pikey October 31, 2004

jayson tatum

The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.

Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the C’s
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum

by Your local genius March 20, 2020

doing a jayson

HAVING A MASSIVE BONER, when someone has a boner while everyone points and laughs repeatedly saying boner.

did you hear that louis was doing a jayson last night

by super_nerd_123 March 9, 2016