Javaids

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The result of running ANY Java application or a website with a java applet on it. Your computer will run very slow and possible run out of virtual memory.

The only reason Java can survive is because it is multi platform. Aside from that it is a terrible language and should never be used in a professional industry.

"FFS I loaded JRE and JDK just to crack a Coldfusion hash and now my VM wont boot. Fucking Javaids"

Javaids by Longpoke September 30, 2008

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Javaid

An extraordinarily funny individual; one who makes nonsensical jokes; generally has no hair.

Whenever Javaid is around I laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose.

Javaid by aishassiwhwm October 7, 2007

Related Words

Javaid • Javaism • Jawaids • Hasnain Javaid Gondal • Java island • Javid Spine

Jawaids

The most common STD on all of Tatooine, only transmitted by sexual contact with either sex of the Jawa species.

I've been diagnosed with Jawaids.

I'm riddled with Jawaids.

Declan gave me the dreaded Jawaids.

Jawaids by iamjawa May 1, 2016

Javaism

(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.

Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!

Javaism by Krispy March 31, 2005

Hasnain Javaid Gondal

A very nice guy that has a high IQ, very funny and supportive and overall is a great person to hang out with

Oh Hasnain Javaid Gondal he is so nice

Hasnain Javaid Gondal by HensInANut December 14, 2022

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026