Javaids

The result of running ANY Java application or a website with a java applet on it. Your computer will run very slow and possible run out of virtual memory.

The only reason Java can survive is because it is multi platform. Aside from that it is a terrible language and should never be used in a professional industry.

"FFS I loaded JRE and JDK just to crack a Coldfusion hash and now my VM wont boot. Fucking Javaids"

by Longpoke September 30, 2008

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Javaid

An extraordinarily funny individual; one who makes nonsensical jokes; generally has no hair.

Whenever Javaid is around I laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose.

by aishassiwhwm October 7, 2007

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Jawaids

The most common STD on all of Tatooine, only transmitted by sexual contact with either sex of the Jawa species.

I've been diagnosed with Jawaids.

I'm riddled with Jawaids.

Declan gave me the dreaded Jawaids.

by iamjawa May 1, 2016

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Javaism

(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.

Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!

by Krispy March 31, 2005

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