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The act of manually stimulating the penis to please oneself, in order to achieve orgasm and ejaculate releasing copious amounts of love juice, splooge, cum or baby-batter onto a predetermined location such as a comforter, pillow or other cushiony object in a retaliatory act.
"Man, my girlfriends been a real bitch to me lately..."

"Dude! You should Jangum on her pillow!"

or

"My wife is mad because i ruined our new sheets when i Jangumed her"
Jangum by Nemesis350 November 9, 2009
Words you can keep

jargument 

a debate wanting the basic facts of the subject matter.
many politicians indulge in a jargument about the conflict in Darfur. Some even think Darfur is in Asia and is its own country. gibberish
jargument by Zembayyeh August 30, 2010
Related Words
Jangum Jangus jankums Janouma jagumba jancum jangmee jangmi Janguear jangula
A term of endearment in farsi ( dari). The way one feels about the love of their life. Their other half. The immense care and love one feels towards their soul mate.
Oh janum I love you!

Oh janum I love your buttery lips! sluerp sluerp sluerp
Janum by luckiestmanindaworldMSB February 4, 2010

Janguear 

To "hang out." This is really the English expression 'hang out,' but Nuyoricans have given it a spanish pronunciation, thereby creating a new Puerto Rican slang word.
"Oye, yo estoy aburrido, vamos a janguear."
"Yo, I'm bored, lets go hang out."
Janguear by Otoniel January 8, 2005

Jangularo 

Basically combining fag douchebag slut short and fat into one insult
Wow, that girl is huge and smells really bad! what a jangularo!
Jangularo by omghaiiiii February 8, 2009

fu-jangus 

(foo-jang-us)

A hot and/or sexy person (usually a woman).

Alternatively, you can add "Fu" to the end of a description (see below).
1. Dude, that chick is FU-JANGUS!

Alternative examples from above:

2. Check out the "Glasses-Fu" in aisle two. (Describes a cute/pretty girl wearing glasses.)

3. Dude, I love that "Alterna-Fu" chick in our philosophy class. (Describes a hot emo-type chick.)
fu-jangus by Fu-Master Lu July 10, 2009
jankum is when you take a somewhat large crap and put it in a bottle with a balloon on top and after a few days of extreme heat sniff in the gas' that have accumulated in the balloon go into a state of being high
Jim "yo dude i just took in three balloon-fulls of jankum and im so high right know." Kyle "get out of my face thats disgusting bro"
jankum by dangle my eggo January 30, 2009
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