Definitions by Nemesis350

Jangum

The act of manually stimulating the penis to please oneself, in order to achieve orgasm and ejaculate releasing copious amounts of love juice, splooge, cum or baby-batter onto a predetermined location such as a comforter, pillow or other cushiony object in a retaliatory act.

"Man, my girlfriends been a real bitch to me lately..."

"Dude! You should Jangum on her pillow!"

or

"My wife is mad because i ruined our new sheets when i Jangumed her"

Jangum by Nemesis350 November 9, 2009