Jamie May 

Someone who has more days off work than on. Always absent, never with a good excuse, lazy when he does work, generally glides through life with the minimum possible amount of work.

Man you've been off 3 days this week already, are you turning into a bit of a Jamie May.

Jamie May by NotJakeandFrasersIdea January 24, 2005

jamie may 

One who likes large ladies.

Jamie May hearts fatties.

jamie may by Patrick April 13, 2005