An ape by defintion a complusive order and drive to play all things that are xbox related, finds contact with women an awkward and difficult experiance usually with long gaps without sexual intercourse, due to this lack he results to "releasing the whales" aka "Spanking the Monkey" or "Cleaning the pipes" he can be found doing this up to 9 times a day. usually to the familiar sound of Jenna Black being traffic lighted.
James often uses tears as lube for this obesession of his, Social situations can be awkward for this creature, which usually results in sleeping with your best friends...... this can prove to be difficult.
His mateing call is that of obscure dance moves that come in all sizes shapes and forms, you are likely to see somthing similar if you gave a dyslexic ape with a tick extassy,
James often uses tears as lube for this obesession of his, Social situations can be awkward for this creature, which usually results in sleeping with your best friends...... this can prove to be difficult.
His mateing call is that of obscure dance moves that come in all sizes shapes and forms, you are likely to see somthing similar if you gave a dyslexic ape with a tick extassy,
by welshie2022 January 15, 2011
Get the James Vincent Levermug. the best boyfriend in the whole universe. any girl would be lucky to have him but he’s mine so…. i love you with my whole heart vincent. forever and ever
by ur forever November 30, 2021
Get the vincent james o’haramug. A Hulky King of the bedroom who has a well kept beard and listens to metal. His style is sexy and stylish yet rugged and grunge. A Matthew James Vincent would pull off a tweed flat cap with a led zeppelin hoodie. His strong build and his style certainly portrays a Peaky Blinders Viking Rockstar. No one can top a Matthew James Vincent in the bedroom, he certainly knows how to treat a lady. His suited sexual partner would be a petit but robust blonde haired blue eyed lady who isn’t afraid to be herself around him.
by BootyKicks November 18, 2025
Get the Matthew James Vincentmug. A bit of an idiot who vapes and makes bad deals for joule capsules. He claims to have had a BJ from a Russian girl in a cuboard
by Chunky dave December 11, 2019
Get the James vincentmug.