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THE Jam Sandwhich 

The Jam Sandwhich is something you'll never forget,
a sexual secret lost in time, everyone knows but they don't at the same time
ask a girl and she'll uncover this mystery
John; *whispering* babe, gimme the jam sandwhich
Barbra; oh you dirty boy, come here ;)
THE Jam Sandwhich by Grace Walker August 30, 2019

THE Jam Sandwhich 

The Jam Sandwhich is something you'll never forget,
a sexual secret lost in time, everyone knows but they don't at the same time
ask a girl and she'll uncover this mystery
John; *whispering* babe, gimme the jam sandwhich
Barbra; oh you dirty boy, come here ;)
THE Jam Sandwhich by Grace Walker August 30, 2019

jam sandwich

Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.
Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!
jam sandwich by A Piece Of Poo April 24, 2006

Off my jam sandwich 

(Mate 1) I was off my jam sandwich last night

(Mate 2) Yeah you were silly fucking hell get away from me
Off my jam sandwich by Jam sandwich November 26, 2018

Almond butter and jam sandwich

The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"

Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.
Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?

Guy: Hells yeah.

A Jam Sandwich 

The act of scooping out dried period blood from a two day old corpse and placing it delicately between two slices of bread (brand of your choosing) then scoffing it like a mad-man. Yum- yum.
"Nigel, Do you want to try A Jam sandwich. It's scrumptious."

"No"
A Jam Sandwich by Poop sniffer 3000 November 26, 2013