Jade’s cock is so fucking large, bensonian wants it in his butt.
by Deez_nuts_goteeeeemm April 18, 2019
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Jade is a Cunt
by Nathh112 August 29, 2018
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Wow Jade is shorter than Betty!
by Hey? October 28, 2019
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Jade is a greasy nobody that no one cares about. Jade only can tag along with her "friends" but her friends don't even notice her. She always third wheels and will be alone for her whole life. She is very ugly and greasy, and copes by playing guitar badly. No one likes her. Stay away from Jade's.
Jade: Hey guys, can I shop with y'all?
Person: Sure? I don't care.
Person 2: What a Jade. She should just leave.
by Jad_ November 3, 2020
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Jade is someone that you’ll wish you were her friend, because there is no one in this whole world that can be so kind, fun to be around with, helpful, and always there when her friends are in danger, even if it means that she would have to face people bigger than her. She’ll still help anyone even if they’re not her friends and she has the most weirdest personality that anyone has ever seen, but whenever there is a new student in her school she’s tries to make them feel less nervous. The best part about being a Jade is that no matter how the world treats her she’ll always have the most beautiful smile. So if you ever a Jade and don’t become friends with her you’ll regret it
To me a Jade is a special girl, but she thinks she is a normal girl when she’s not
by Clockwork Fangirl August 24, 2018
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She will make you tea
Jade, make me some tea
by JxiR0 May 2, 2019
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Jade is my bestfriend who I constantly ask out because shes amazing in every way possible shes shorter then me but taller then ash I'll constantly remind her how much I love her even though we're not dating yet but I'll always love her I'll be there for her when she feels down and shell be there for me too
Your my best friend and my crush jade you always will be
by Garybbod3chon November 30, 2019
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