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Jack Whitehall 

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.
Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
Jack Whitehall by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011

Jack Whitehall 

You, are Jack Whitehall.
Jack Whitehall by Asroc February 22, 2019

Jack Whitehall 

HES FUCKING HILARIOUS
BEST COMEDIAN EVER
IN FRESH MEAT AS JP
FINALIST IN "SO YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY"
"WHOS THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER?"
"JACK WHITEHALL OBV"
"OBV...."
Jack Whitehall by Eva Vickers January 1, 2012

Jack Whitehall 

An amazing incredible fantastic man who is hilarious and so handsome and just brilliant all together
Person 1: who’s the best person ever
Person 2: you mean Jack Whitehall?

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026