Jack Bauer Shower

Name: Jack Bauer Shower Mug
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Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.

Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"

Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."

Jack Bauer Shower by MathKills February 10, 2009

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Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.

I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.

Jack Bauer Power Shower by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

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pajama casual

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

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