JOshuk

1. Any individual who has to walk backwards due to the distance and the angle his head is shoved up his asshole. When he is speaking his words literally come from his ass.

2. An individual that is so cowardly that he chooses to go to urbandictionary.com to bitch and complain about his problems in life instead of being a man and saying what he has to say face to face. He who obviously has problems with a "Claudia" who is a female. He is obviously afraid of her beating the shit out of him. Deep down, he knows she can, yet will never admit it openly. You got something to say? Say it to my face, asshole.


3. A gay prostitute with a lisp, wooden leg, and a missing eye.

4: He who just got owned by Claudia.

Example 1: "Wow, look at that guy over there, he's walking like a JOshuk, we would need a cave expedition team to look him in the face."

"I saw JOshuk the other day, it looked like he was giving birth to himself."


Example 2: "JOshuk finally got ballsy enough to spit his beef at Claudia, she beat the shit out of him, and shoved his head so far up his ass that now he has to walk backwards to see where he is going."

Example 3: "Woah, you look horrible, what'd you do last night? Screw a JOshuk?"

Example 4: "Dude, you just got JOshuked!! You might want to stay home for a few days, at least until the embarrassment wears off!!'

by JOshuk= PWNED February 1, 2009

oi josuke

When okuyasu calls his friend in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO TURN MYSELF INTO AN URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION, AINT THAT WACKY?
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO ERASE MY BUTTHOLE, AND NOW I CANT SHIT, AINT THAT WACKY?
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO TURN MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, ISNT THAT THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU'VE SEEN?

by MateoDoge April 26, 2020

joshua hong

Joshua, or Joshua Hong Jisoo from the kpop band Seventeen is the nations boyfriend. Otherwise known as the ideal of all boyfriends, to the point where all boyfriends on earth are jealous.

Joshua Hong is the best person on earth!

by hjs1230 June 18, 2017

Joshua Kim

Cutest and sexiest man alive. Is known as a "master rice cooker". He'll promise to cook rice for you then make you wait for months, but will probably keep his word. Might also spank you with the rice paddle... He's a horni guy.

This rice is so good. It's definitely cooked by a Joshua Kim.

by MariaBarbaraBach October 3, 2021

Josuke

The act of being REALLY mad when someone insult your hair.

When someone insult he's hair he be mad.He a Josuke

by Neixoss December 14, 2019

Joshua Hong

From boyband SEVENTEEN Joshua Hong is THE gentlemen, he is UNMATCHED. From the vocal unit, and he grew up in LA then moved to South Kores. Great person, loves his members and always looks out for them, great vocals he's got such a soft voice, often quiet but boi does he get crazy sometimes, 10/10 magic tricks that never cease to amaze me, also an absolute EXPERT at acrostic poems. Great person to stan.

*Someone pulls out a chair for their date*
*Date, touched:* "oh wow! you're such a Joshua Hong

by platinumblondeshua December 10, 2020

Josuke

Josuke is someone who is in high school and can repair anything from a human body to a wall, he usually will have not two not three, but four testicles. Josuke usually forgets about his past he wears a sailor uniform everyday, despite also going to high school. He might also be called gappy or jojo. Josuke also is very passionate about his hair and won’t let people get in the way of it

Man, josuke has weird hair
*dies*

by the lonely loner September 7, 2019