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JOSD

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Acronym for "Jizz Off Shit Dick". Can be used as both a retort and a verb, in a similar way to "Fuck Off"
1. "I'm going to JOSD to lunch, so bum you later dude...."
2. "They can JOSD if they think I'm agreeing to that new derisory contract offer!"
JOSD by zuffleman July 1, 2009
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Josdal 

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A Beast with a humongus penis
Look at the size of that Josdal
Thats a realy large penis, he is tottaly a Josdal
Josdal by andale96 November 27, 2012
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Josdaliz • JOSD • Josdal • JosDay • josdelyn • Jo's Deli • JOS-DOS

josdelyn 

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A VERY cute, pretty, smart, amazing girl that is usually Dominican/Latina and is very crazy almost considered a crackhead but is very fun to hang around and has all the boys chasing after her because of how stunning she looks.
Omg that girl Josdelyn is so pretty but is very crazy
josdelyn by Brace._.facequeen June 11, 2020
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Josdaliz

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Probably has a foot fetish along with being just a lil hornky- sounds a bit like a horn as well when they laugh. Can funny if needed, pretty weird person overall but is very swaggy and nice.
Person a: Yo b what's Josdaliz doing?
Person B: They're probably looking at feet pics.
Josdaliz by cookie theft June 8, 2021
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Josdaliz

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A girl who's somehow beautiful and adorable at the same time. She's really sweet and will stick by you if she cares about you no matter what. She's really smart and funny, but she's too humble to ever admit it. Simps for a lot of people. If you're lucky enough to date a Jos, don't take it for granted. Overall, the best person you'll ever meet.
Josdaliz is looking really cute today, and she's being super nice. Oh wait, that's every day.
Josdaliz by Veqtas June 11, 2021
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JosDay 

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JosDay (Hose-Day) is a day where you must spend most of the day with your Jose.
Emm: Do you wanna hangout

Jenna: Sorry I cant today is my JosDay
Emm: I’m so glad I dont have to worry about a Josday anymore
JosDay by Josethemonkey March 15, 2021
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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