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Acronym for "Jizz Off
Shit Dick
". Can be
used
as both a retort and a verb, in a similar way to "
Fuck Off
"
1. "I'
m
going to JOSD to
lunch
, so bum you later dude...."
2. "They can JOSD if they think I'
m
agreeing to that new derisory contract offer!"
JOSD
by
zuffleman
July 1, 2009