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the plural of joint
i have two joints to smoke today
joints by Grandmaster KrasH January 5, 2008
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can be anything really. used often in relation to music. a collection of things or articles.
lemme get them joints.
you copped them joints yet?
joints by joe dutch August 19, 2004
A word used to describe how tight or how good a female is during sex.
man i was fuckin this one breezy, man she had joints i cant wait to fuck her again!
joints by Kir'stie May 21, 2005
A delightful pair of boxfresh urban kicks.
" Wazzup Fat Beezie ma' Bruther, I just gon' down 'da versace an' picked up 'dese nasty joints fo' ma bitch!She's eatin black t'night!"
very large breasts, breasts that appear to bust out the top of a girl's turtleneck.
Huge tits or ta tas
Hey dog that breezy got some big joints, im gonna squeeze her and nipple nibble.
joints by Killa aka Smooth May 5, 2005
his joints are so annoying
joints by Kooby May 28, 2005

Joints not points

Smoking weed instead of harder drugs like method or crack.
Person 1:Wanna smoke some meth?
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.

Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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