john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name
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John Parker Wilson

Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.

*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.
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