JLo Clap 

The action of filming yourself or someone else on the floor closing his/her legs together in a strange location. This is derived from a dance move in Jennifer Lopez's performance at the 2013 Billboard Awards. Unlike "planking", which requires still pictures, the "JLo Clap" requires the action to be filmed on video.

To successfully "JLo Clap", follow these easy steps:
1) Pick an outrageous or strange location (e.i. Starbucks, Shopping Center, Bathroom, Disneyland)
2) Lay down with your legs fully extended in the air and prepare your camera/phone near your lower abdominal area (making sure your legs are not seen in the shot)
3) Start filming
4) Open and close your legs multiple times, keeping them fully extended throughout your video
5) Stop the video after 5-10 sec, making sure your legs are unseen in the shot after the completion of your video
6) Upload your video on Youtube, Facebook, Vine, Snap Chat, Vimeo, etc.

The more outrageous the situation, the more hilarious your video will be. Some example labels for your videos are as followed:
"JLo clapping in the mall"
"JLo clapping with Mickey Mouse"

OR

"JLo getting some groceries"
"JLo getting some Starbucks"

OR

"I just JLo clapped on the street"
"I JLo clapped under the eifel tower"

The possibilities are endless! You are still able to take still pictures of yourself/someone "JLo clapping", but it is more effective captured on video.

Have fun, and make those legs JLo Clap ;)

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JLo Clap by JLo Clap May 22, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012