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A text language for "Just Having Fun". Usually it's at the end of a sarcastic sentence or a mean sentence.
Boy: Hey guess what?

Girl: Uhm, whut?

Boy: I'm playing COD! :D Wunna come?

Girl: Wow, sounds fun....lol! JK! JHF! XD

Boy: ...

~

Boy: Whut do you wunna do?

Girl: Uhm, idk

Boy: I'm so not gunna hang out with you after this..

Girl: >___> euuch...

Boy: Sorry, JHF
JHF by LemonadeTea June 30, 2011
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Jesus holocaust fuck or JHF is an internet slang spread in the League of Legends community early 2021. It is an exaggerated version of WTF. It is used when something very unexpected or extreme happens.
A: Bro that veigar has just one shot me.
B: JHF!!

A: JHF!! I just made 3 million dollars on dogecoin.
JHF by LordLmenPrala August 15, 2021

jhfjakdshfjksdfh 

When your brain shuts down and can no longer formulate words so you smash the keyboard with your face until letters appear in the most haphazard pattern possible. Not to be confused with a stroke
Random Person: Good morning!

Liv: jhfjakdshfjksdfh

Random person: 'Backs away slowly'
jhfjakdshfjksdfh by NotoriousMrJ September 17, 2018

JHFUREHDCVUYGKFKJDUJ 

a big butt
that is a JHFUREHDCVUYGKFKJDUJ

JHFPOHFD 

why did the chicken cross the road?...

to get to the other side!

me-JHFPOHFD
JHFPOHFD by ____person____ November 24, 2020

jhfdjbvhbhbgnhn bfcvnghsrbtv fvgersbhgbfry

holy!!!
{when having mouth stuffed and speaking}jhfdjbvhbhbgnhn bfcvnghsrbtv fvgersbhgbfry
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026