jeebuz

Expletive used to show shock or irritation. Much like the use of the name Jesus in slang.

"Jeebuz! Are you sure?"

"Jeebuz! Will you two shut the hell up?!"

by Carl Grand July 25, 2003

jeebuz

The act in which one person utterly defiles another through the act of savage anal intercourse with or with out the permission of the one being defiled.

Last night Rocco jeebuzed Shaniqua so hard she couldn't walk for two weeks

by Bob April 22, 2003

Jeebuz Chriss

1. Religeous figure who apparantly coverted to Christianity after his death
2. A role model for whacko's and Republicans
3. A large man with lotsof hair

Jeebuz Chriss, my pants smell like urine!!!!

by Ezra Miller May 15, 2003

Sweet Jeebus!

An expression said (usually shouted!) when startled, stressed, excited, or in disbelief!

1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!

2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017

Jeebus Crust

Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.

Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.

by Scotty Anks November 27, 2007

jeebz

a girl with a nice body, but an ugly face (like butterhead/butterface). Originated from the movies "Men in Black" and "Men in Black 2" where there is a character named Jeebs whos head grows back after shot off.

"Mayne, she look good, but I onno if i'd tap dat cuz she's a jeebz most definately."

by C-Hud August 13, 2005

Jeebus Crisp

1. The OG
2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for

Lisa: what religion do you practice?
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG

by T2forever January 14, 2020