If you can't commit to a relationship/become easily bored with a relationship/attemptin' to keep a relationship alive with excitment or getting what you want only to realize you don't want it.
Then odds are on you've got the "JD Syndrome".

Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

The girls standing in line at the Skybar ran down a list of men with JD syndrome.