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Jbad
A slang way of intonating that an object or entity fails to perform it's inteded action or purpose in a satisfactory manner.
"I say sir, your prize racehorse seems to have done a Jbad and failed spectacularily, losing you your entire fortune in rubies!"
"I certainly have pulled a Jbad today Martin my good man! Now kiss me like you kiss your most expensive whore."
or
What a fucking Jbad, he died on the first goomba in mario 1.
"I certainly have pulled a Jbad today Martin my good man! Now kiss me like you kiss your most expensive whore."
or
What a fucking Jbad, he died on the first goomba in mario 1.
Jbad by aaaanonymous July 9, 2007
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jbad_2 by andreja.3b October 6, 2019
jbads
Jbads (pronounced jay-bads) or "just below average dick syndrome" is said when describing a mans penis that is just below the average erect length of 5.1 in. (12.9 cm)
Man 1: hey bro how's your day going?
Man 2: not too good. Just measured my penis and found out I have jbads.
Man 2: not too good. Just measured my penis and found out I have jbads.
jbads by Jjpepper14 July 7, 2018
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