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J.R.O.T.C.

A terribly corrupt and poorly undertaken attempt by the United States Military to indoctrinate and shelter teenagers too young to enlist. Classes cost more than the average high school class, teach racism and homophobia, have a generally sub-par curriculum, and promote violence.
Remember when two Arizona J.R.O.T.C. members dressed in fatigues and killed nine Buddhist monks after looting their temple?

Bill: Hey! I wanna join the J.R.O.T.C.!
Chris: I can't be friends with you anymore.
J.R.O.T.C. by King Superman October 25, 2007

T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H.

Acronym: True-beliver-of-Jesus-Christ
-following-in-Him.
Due to the man's constant obedience in the teachings of Jesus Christ, was commonly considered by his mentors to be a T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H.
T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H. by C.C.P.2000. December 15, 2025

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A 

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M 

β€œJust shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”
Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M”
Guy/girl: β€œhell yeah!”

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