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Invisible Sciences

The study of phenomena that cannot be directly observed—the realms beyond human perception that nonetheless constitute most of reality. Invisible sciences include quantum mechanics (particles that are also waves), astrophysics (black holes that emit no light), microbiology (germs too small to see), and most of modern chemistry (molecules and bonds). These sciences require instruments to perceive and mathematics to understand; they're inaccessible to intuition and resistant to common sense. Invisible sciences are where most scientific progress now happens, precisely because the visible world has been largely mapped. They're also where science becomes most philosophical, because when you can't see what you're studying, you have to think very carefully about what "seeing" even means.
Example: "She studied invisible sciences—dark matter, quantum fields, the structure of spacetime. When her grandmother asked what she did, she said 'I study things no one can see.' Her grandmother said that sounded like theology. She said the difference was math. Her grandmother was not convinced, but the math checked out."
Invisible Sciences by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016