Lactose intolerant intolerant
I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.
Lactose intolerant intolerant by Rollo168 March 14, 2014
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intelecist
One who is opressive to another because of the way in which they display their intelect or, the lack of the above.
Our English teacher is an intelecist because she only faces the side of the room with all of the "smart" kids while givng notes and obviously favors them.
intelecist by Jack Bauer > You February 7, 2007
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Bull Shit Intolerance
Being figuratively allergic to the incessant lieing of individuals that are obviously making blatant falsehoods.
In other words: Knowing a bullshitter and his or her bullshit when you see it and effectively showing your dislike of said bullshit and or bullshitter.
In other words: Knowing a bullshitter and his or her bullshit when you see it and effectively showing your dislike of said bullshit and or bullshitter.
Guy: I never dated that nasty whore.
Girl: -Sneezes-
Guy: You okay?
Girl: -Laughs- Oh I'm fine, I just suffer from a very serious case of Bull Shit Intolerance.
Girl: -Sneezes-
Guy: You okay?
Girl: -Laughs- Oh I'm fine, I just suffer from a very serious case of Bull Shit Intolerance.
Bull Shit Intolerance by Cowboy Lady February 12, 2010
lactose intolerant
Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.
lactose intolerant by xxyuli September 3, 2006
capsaicin intolerance
capsaicin intolerance by yagadooga December 23, 2020
ejactose intolerant
Liana lovingly looked up, flashed her rakish grin and said, "Normally, I'm ejactose intolerant, but I think I'll be fine. I'm not even mad. That's amazing"
ejactose intolerant by Cam McCormick February 2, 2005
Capsaicin intolerance
Being a chicken and weak and a pussy. A pepper wimp! Can't handle not even a single drop of red devil hot sauce. Red devil hot sauce only has a scoville of 800-1,200. Can't handle not even eating 1 pepperoncini, which has merely 100-500 scoville. A kid could handle a pepperoncini.
Person 1: I can't handle a pepperoncini! Not even a slice of a pepperoncini. I have capsaicin intolerance.
Person 2: Don't be a pussy. Pepper wimp! *Drinks some red devil and eats a third of a hot cherry pepper.
*30 years later
*Person 1 has a kid with a wife.
Person 1's kid(who is called Stan and is 28 years old now): Look! I can eat hot cherry peppers and drink red devil and Tabasco! I even ate cayenne peppers!
Person 2: Holy crap!
*Person 2 and Stan has a hot cherry pepper eating contest and Stan won with 24 peppers and eats 2 and drinks a lot of water.
Stan: Ha! Who is the pepper wimp now? I avenged my father!
Person 1: That's my boy.
Person 2: Runs away in shame while drinking milk and eating yogurt and peanut butter to kill the spice.
Person 2: Don't be a pussy. Pepper wimp! *Drinks some red devil and eats a third of a hot cherry pepper.
*30 years later
*Person 1 has a kid with a wife.
Person 1's kid(who is called Stan and is 28 years old now): Look! I can eat hot cherry peppers and drink red devil and Tabasco! I even ate cayenne peppers!
Person 2: Holy crap!
*Person 2 and Stan has a hot cherry pepper eating contest and Stan won with 24 peppers and eats 2 and drinks a lot of water.
Stan: Ha! Who is the pepper wimp now? I avenged my father!
Person 1: That's my boy.
Person 2: Runs away in shame while drinking milk and eating yogurt and peanut butter to kill the spice.
Capsaicin intolerance by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022
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