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instaeverything 

Anything that can instantly happen, in an instant.
I was walking down the street and thats when it happened, instaeverything.
instaeverything by Fischer5315 October 20, 2010
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insanery 

Some moron's way of saying ansane assylum. This term is often used by ones who don't know what a dictionary is.
She was put in the insanery for attacking me with a dull spoon.
insanery by Rayne March 6, 2004

INSTINERATE 

V.
To incinerate in a rapid fashion. Generally instantly.

Alternate forms:
Instineration -n.
"Be careful, those giant lava spewing alien bugs will instinerate you"

"One second she was fine, the next her flesh was all melted off...she totally got instinerated"
INSTINERATE by LegendaryPan May 17, 2010

insanery 

The place where you send people with _issues_. Usually inhabited by those with an odd compulsion to worship cylindrical objects in blatent defiance of the glory of the god of swords.
Man send that tube wench to the insanery!
insanery by Anonymous December 8, 2002

Instangry 

It is a moment that makes you instantly livid, blood boiling, out of your mind mad making you rage
When I think about that bitch home wrecker that has the audacity to text me like we were friends I get Instangry and want to throat punch her.
Instangry by Clvgrl78 July 2, 2016
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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