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Instenery 

Instenery is When you have no material and use real life figures (people) to jack off to.
Billy Hill "I do not have any material to jerk off to" He said to Ellis.
Ellis Hayward "It's ok, just Instenery at me and do it."
Instenery by KiKocain October 14, 2015
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instaeverything 

Anything that can instantly happen, in an instant.
I was walking down the street and thats when it happened, instaeverything.
instaeverything by Fischer5315 October 20, 2010
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insanery 

Some moron's way of saying ansane assylum. This term is often used by ones who don't know what a dictionary is.
She was put in the insanery for attacking me with a dull spoon.
insanery by Rayne March 6, 2004

INSTINERATE 

V.
To incinerate in a rapid fashion. Generally instantly.

Alternate forms:
Instineration -n.
"Be careful, those giant lava spewing alien bugs will instinerate you"

"One second she was fine, the next her flesh was all melted off...she totally got instinerated"
INSTINERATE by LegendaryPan May 17, 2010

insanery 

The place where you send people with _issues_. Usually inhabited by those with an odd compulsion to worship cylindrical objects in blatent defiance of the glory of the god of swords.
Man send that tube wench to the insanery!
insanery by Anonymous December 8, 2002

Instangry 

It is a moment that makes you instantly livid, blood boiling, out of your mind mad making you rage
When I think about that bitch home wrecker that has the audacity to text me like we were friends I get Instangry and want to throat punch her.
Instangry by Clvgrl78 July 2, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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