God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 13, 2021

mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent

I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night

by CliccLiKe May 3, 2020

In the Mao

When someone is 'in' or when someone does something sick. However, it 'mao' can be used for other things. The 'mao' is essentially a metaphor to whatever the user wishes it to be. Short version is 'itm'

When your friend just got their interest's number
"Dude Joey is in the mao!"

When your crush and you have a heart on snapchat
"Bro I'm in the mao"

When you score a basket from halfcourt
"IN the mao!"

When you get an A on your math test
"YOooOOOO, innnnnnn the mao!"

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

Xi Zedong Mao Jinping

Xi Jinpings half brother

Xi Zedong Mao Jinping jumped off a bridge on January 31, 2023

by aRandomPZKWKVdude January 31, 2023

mao

a random word you can write on your hand

"i was just writing something and it came out as mao

by someone random 12 June 12, 2023

mao

Shortened of LMAO, its way easier to say

I fucked ur sister last night.

MAO (instead of LMAO)

by Pro gamer 123 May 19, 2020

mao

Mao is the blueprint of all Archangel members. Mao is pure, and clean.
Mao loves everyone dearly.
Mao is Dahling

Person 1: Mao.
Person 2: Aoaoao.
Person 1: Mao. Mao mao. 🐎

- @mariiahstruely (twtter)

by mariiahstruely September 29, 2020