HIS DICK IS SO BIG
Boy: "HOLY SHIT MEMPHIS YOUR CCK IS SO BIG I WANT IT SO BAD"
Girl: "ITS BIGGER THEN MY DADS HOLY SHIT"
by BIG FAGGOT DICK February 13, 2023
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A word that gets you banned on Twitter if you tweet it.
A: What is the first name of the football player Depay?
B: Memphis.
(B gets a 12 hour ban on Twitter)
by flytech March 14, 2021
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Memphis ia a ugly self centered loser. Jk all the guys want her and she's pretty cool but still a loser
by kaylee L October 2, 2020
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That one kid that always walks into class smelling like fucking vape, stoned out of his goddamn mind. I mean like Anne-Frank levels of baked. It'll make you go "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"
Person 1: "Hey what's up Memphis?"
Person 2 (Memphis): "Smell my clothes."
Person 1: *Smells Memphis' clothes*
Person 1: "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. November 29, 2018
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An Old-Fashioned Small Town on the edge of Macomb County and St. Clair County. Its was founded in the 1848, and has a Population of around 1,084. Its most known for the mysterious Witch's Ball in the Cemetery, and "The Thing". A homemade car built in the Summer of 1885. Other than that, It's about as forgettable as any other Small Town in the U.S.
It still has a few businesses, despite the purge of small, family owned businesses Covid-19 caused. Some of them are Restaurants, and others are Salons and Cannabis Shops. It used to have a Subway and a Family Owned Diner, but both of those are closed now. I miss the Subway. We all miss the Subway.

Its Population is full of Rednecks, the Elderly, and Farmers. The Rednecks are mentally retarded and obsessed with dirt bikes, the Elderly are ridden with dementia, and miss the 'good ol days' and the Farmers are corn-fed and olny care about getting their crops.

The School is staffed by either crazy soccer moms, or the coolest people I've ever met. Its also paranoid as fuck about phones because cheating for some reason. Most of the equipment is over 10 y.o. Also the Cafeteria food sucks ass.

The Town's Debt is somewhere in the $500,000s, and most homes look abandoned. Other than that, pretty neat town.
1: "I heard you went to Memphis, MI how was it?"
2: "Small & Disappointing."
by narf narf September 4, 2022
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Expression of pride for association with Memphis TN. An alternative and upgrade from overused term "... Strong."
by Sonepper October 10, 2020
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While a couple is having anal sex. Male is ramming the female from behind. The Male reaches forward with both hands, grabs the female's ear lobes, begins to violently twist each and lets out a howl as he does this.
She didn't like it the first time so I know this will be the last time so I might as well give her a Memphis Twister.
by Pennsylvania Growler May 6, 2011
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