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if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny 

Its a term forin people use
person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

If I Were The Devil 

"If I Were The Devil" was a radio broadcast from 1965 by Paul Harvey, who was a radio broadcaster famous for his "The Rest Of The Story" segments.

If I Were The Devil is noted for being almost prophetic to the current condition of the United States several decades later, from its political wars to its surging crime, particularly amongst the youth, as well as the ideologies and its general path towards destruction. Removing God from the schoolhouse, advising against "extremes" in Patriotism, hard work, and moral conduct... it's all happening.

Dislike this if you want, but you can't ignore the truth in his warning speech forever... I don't expect this to get through to many, if any, on the Left, but I can only hope and pray it will.

FULL SPEECH: https : // youtu.be/cg5i7OPRaNg
IF I, WERE THE DEVIL.

If I were the devil... if I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness, and I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree...

Thee.

if i could fly 

that one direction song that two gay girls sing to each other, because that song defines their relationship and means the world to them because they are endlessly in love with each other
if i could fly i'd be coming right back home to you
if i could fly by gayvodka November 17, 2018
A sad book by Gayle Forman about a girl who looses here family in a car crash. She's in a coma and must choose to leave the rest of her family and her true love,Adam on Earth or to stay on Earth and loose her mom,Dad,and little brother. Mua wanders around the hospital looking for an answer thinking of all her meomeries.It is also a movie. Has a sequel.
If I Stay is the reason I want to play cello.
if I stay by Unicornmabel March 13, 2015

If I was your vampire 

awesome song by the king of his silver wardrobe, misunderstood world of furniture polish and cold velvet, Marilyn Manson. DO NOT FUCKING RELATE IT TO TWILIGHT.
6 AM, christmas morning, no shadows no reflections here, lying cheek to cheek in your cold embrace... LOOK UP If I was Your Vampire by Marilyn Manson on youtube. You won't regret it, I swear.

if i could i wood 

thats is the phrase people say when they cant get a boner
or a new slogan for viagra
my grandpa told me grandma if i could i wood and she said i have have viagra right here sweety cakes