Ici

The sterotypical overcompetitive Asian male, often the product of MCPS's propaganda. Such a specimen can be identified through several means

1. Poser clothes, clothes that pathetically attempt to display thug attribute while at the same time fails horribly

2. Pedophilic tendencies, will often attempt to date and sexually involve women at least 3 years younger

3. Excessive use of the phrase "dude" and "gay", often in such sequential order within the structure of a sentence.

4. Overambitious desire, various attempts will be made to attain every single position possible within extracurricular and in school activities, often while unable to deliver to the position's responsibilities.

1.Guy #1:Yo Ici what with the Nautica sweatshirt and the Blue coudoroys?
Ici: Dude this is some good shit

2. Guy #1: Hey Ici is your new girlfriend a freshman?
Ici: Yeah dude
Guy #1: In college?
Ici: No dude, highschool

3.Guy #1: Ici, Adler's not gonna round up your 76 to an A
Ici: Dude, that's some gay shit. . .

4. Guys #1: Ici, you already have a position within the club, you can't run for another one
Ici: Dude, what the fuck? I need to go to college. That's why I took the SATs 10 times...Dude, I need to go jack off now . . .

by The Wootton Community June 1, 2005

ici

I cry inside. (antonym to LOL!)

I read the FB post; ici.

by mbk3357 August 26, 2013

ici

mean the opposite of over there

Je suis ici et non là-bas

by Benny December 17, 2004

ICI

Inappropriate Comment Intended

I gotta go do homework so I can finish, ICI.

by nicnav October 19, 2014

ici

the truer alternative to "lol," meaning "i'm chuckling inside"

you're not really laughing out loud, you liar ici.

by Virginia409 May 26, 2009

ici

People given with the name of ici are often competitive, ambitious, upright individuals, however, sometimes can be rational and rather regardless. It will be a pleasure to work with someone who is given the name ici, who will drive the project in a right direction.

Classmates A: You got an A* again?
Classmates B: Ssshhhhh, the man is "icing".

by Husseling February 8, 2023

Icing the chocolate cake

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

by DuffRD September 29, 2010