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ISJ stands for Ian St John, the legendary ex-liverpool football player, and the phrase is used to tell someone to "fuck off". The history behind an ISJ is this: Ian was not the politest person when faced with an autograph request. In his broad accent, and with a hand gesture pointing over his shoulder with his thumb, he used to tell them to "Fuck off and leave me alone laddie". From here on, should anyone ever need to be told to "Fuck off" at work but without offence being caused to the rest of the office then the 3 letter acronym is used and they are told (often complete with hand gesture) to ISJ
After point over your shoulder with your right thumb say in a loud voice "Oi laddie, why don't you just ISJ"
ISJ by Jimmy Greaves June 20, 2004
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The Acronym for Insert Sexual Joke Here. Usually enclosed with parenthesis

Used when writing a serious piece of information where you would love to put a quick joke, but decide not to, as to not confuse your readers.
I was having the hardest time (ISJH) last night, trying to write that paper. For some reason, I just couldn't get it going (ISJH)

My teacher got crazy pissed at me when I fell asleep, and if she tells the principle, I'm totally screwed (ISJH).
ISJH by Yelling Yao August 4, 2010

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The definition of isjspshdbzjd is when you dog is frustrated or wants to go and do something
My dog is so isjspshdbzjd to get out to go for a walk
Isjspshdbzjd by Fluffy horse August 7, 2021
A fine guy that doesn't date girls because he is STUPID, but that damn laugh gets u every time. You could fall in love with him in 1 day. Also he has abs, and has super cute hair, and is very smart with math.
Isjan is my future HUSBAND
isjan by sjhduehfdyhdfhuiwe April 26, 2019
She’s hot. That is all I gotta say lmao and nice but mostly hot 😂😂
“Look it’s isjona better fix your hair before she comes by”

ISJOYGIJWTR 

I’m So Jealous Of Your Girlfriend I just want to run.
I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.
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