in the jar

sexual activity there you put a figure in a jar and after that fill the jar with cum

im gonna put this figure in the jar

by mikakit April 13, 2024

nookie in the jar

a distorted but clever mis-read of "in the nookie jar" typically committed by non-native english speakers, lazy readers and people who get really excited by the word "nookie," but which has valid usage:

1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie

"me and my boyfriend are taking a car trip...you know, a little nookie in the jar."

"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"

by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

Put your pickle back in the jar

When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.

Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.

Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Putting dimes in the dollar jar

Making a small or worthless contribution (see also putting pennies in the pound jar for British)

She might as well be putting dimes in the dollar jar with the amount of help she's contributing.

by Ellgrace June 23, 2020