im fucked

a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out

to be without a lifeline or safehaven
Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!
by Les Crapp June 09, 2006
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Im fucking bored

When you’re way too fucking bored so you just search up “im fucking bored” on google.

God, im so fucking bored that im adding a word on urban dictionary .
by Just someone whos really bored January 14, 2021
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im fucking bored

i have nothing to do so i am gonna write this shit
im fucking bored meaning i have nothing to do you cunt
by datpussydestroyer February 22, 2017
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im fucking dead

It is used when a funny meme is posted on discord but you cant stop laughing to it, these memes are generally offensive or low quality to get a rare "im fucking dead" reply.
Jack : *posts a meme*
Micheal : im fucking dead 💀
by IAtePeople June 30, 2023
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Im not fucking with you

Im not playing anymore: im getting serious
Usually used when someone is pissed off.
by Anonyms J June 15, 2016
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im so fucking horny

me too mate, me too
im so fucking horny too mate
by ur disappointed mother September 25, 2020
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