I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 02, 2003