god i'm so blue 

whenever you're feeling really sad and start singing this out of nowhere alone in your car, or in your bedroom since you cannot afford a car yet. get a job.

Teacher: "Good morning Rebecca! Did you do your homework this morn-"
Rebecca: "GOD I'M SO BLUE KNOW WE'RE THROUGH BUT I STILL FAWKING LOVE YOU BABBBABABE"

god i'm so blue by robertodavinci February 19, 2021

i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

i swear to drunk i'm not god by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- 

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- by Killua sussy baka69,420 UGH February 14, 2022