I think I'm turning wapanese

This is a song I derived from 'I'm Turning Japanese'

I've got a picture of Pocky and me I wrote "I love you" and I hope you love me too I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do Oh it's in color Your stick is tan Your coating is nutty And the chocolate is as soft as clouds I often eat you when there's no one else around I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of you over myself I asked the doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round I'm turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so Turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so I'm turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so Turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of them over myself I want the doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round I'm turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so Turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so I'm turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so Turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark Everyone around me is a total stranger Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger Everyone That's why I'm turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so Turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so I'm turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so Turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so Turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so Turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so Turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so (think so think so think so) Turning Wapanese I think I'm turning Wapanese I really think so

by Arial text June 13, 2004