HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 17, 2025
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Hyper-Gooning

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth
"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"
by Dr. GOON January 03, 2025
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