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ONE WHO HOARDS
Maureen hymes Johanna's groceries/ sustantence which makes her a hymer
Hymer by ass of persia October 5, 2009

Oliver Johnathan Hymer 

A larger creature commonly found roaming near maccas
Background Ethiopian and Arab also Persian.
Unfortunately envied by all women of unaturalism.

A true natural beauty inside and out.

A spirit that glows.

Genius of mind, body and soul.

Hated by men who love men and women in general for there is no competition.
Jack of all trades.
1.Humera's ora had the men speechless and the women speechfull.
2. Her presence maid the women feel insecure and the men eager to find true love from only Humera
3. Humera can turn everything she touches to platinum gold. or shimmering diamonds.
Humera by jealous bug February 4, 2010
A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.
Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!
Hamer by All.Things January 8, 2021
A bad bitch. She is unique and doesn't care about what other people think. She is a bit eccentric and may come off too strong, scaring people away. She loves intensely. She will be happy one day. She is real. She is beautiful. She is art.
Oh, Humera, yeah she talks to walls sometimes but she is really nice.
Humera by lavendersky March 8, 2022

Homer Gift 

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."
Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”
Homer Gift by El J May 3, 2007