Hygisexual

A sexuality meaning that you will not date anyone unless they have good hygiene and bathe, wash and/or clean themselves regularly.

Dude 1: check out that chick, she's hot.
Dude 2: yuck, no way man, I'm a hygisexual. She needs to shower.
Dude 1: yeah, her hairs greasy enough to supply McDonalds for a month!

by km1968 April 15, 2015

helisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

homisexual

When you and your homie are doing some low-key gay shit, but y'all are homies, so it's all good in the hood.

Me and my homie were cold, so we had to partake in some homisexual activity.

by Donwauu December 12, 2017

helisexual

It is when you are a helicopter at heart. It is like a tranny but for helicopter.

I am a helisexual mom I am going to get new missiles installed tonight.

by poon_destroyer_69 July 16, 2016

Highsexual

A condition when you are heterosexual but, when you get high or drunk you act homosexual

Boy 1: Dude, your sister got really freaky with her best friend last night
boy 2: Yeah I saw, she was high.
Boy 1: Oh! She is Highsexual!

by Big N Tasty March 25, 2011

hyposexual

Someone with a low sex drive.

"Ennet doesn't even watch porn. You think he's gay?"
"Nah, he's just hyposexual."

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

highsexual

the sudden reversal of one's sexual orientation after smoking marijuana.

"Daniel is usually as straight as they come, but when he's baked he turns really gay. He's really highsexual."

"Eric and Phil started saying some really gay things last night, they're raging highsexuals"

by friedkabob1225 July 9, 2009