Hybauchery 

(Noun) Pronunciation: \hi-ˈ bä -chə-rē,
Law Enforcement Term: performance of an action Illegal in nature. Close cousin of Debauchery. Usually preceded by the indicator “JDLR,” and followed by “Five Copies, Press Hard”

Example:

Two cops break up a fight
Cop 1: “Well, what’s going on here?”
Cop 2: “Looks like a truckload of Hybauchery to me”
Cop 1: “Hook ‘em up. Five copies, Press hard.”

Hybauchery by tksanders3 February 22, 2010

Hybotchery 

The felonous act of slapping a low flying goose in the ass with a wet towl

When the Canadian Geese take off to fly south for the winter you get your towl ready and strike immediately upon take-off and you slap as many as you can before they get out of reach. This is an illeagle act.

Hybotchery by Bob Weakley January 14, 2004

Hobauchery 

A philosophy that dictates that life should incorporate transient acts of debauchery.

"whyd you get with him, hes a dog diggity dog."

"for life is about the hobauchery, my friend, the hobauchery." replied the slut.

Hobauchery by seifer collins June 9, 2007

Hoebauchery

When the body count and snap score are higher than the GPA

She's on some hoebauchery right now...

Hoebauchery by BUFF_COLONEL_SANDERS March 23, 2026