When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!