noun- any song that became popular for being played in the background during extended make-out sessions that may or may not have culminated in actual humping
syn.- fucktune
Dido's "Thank You" is a good humpsong, but the firstEnigmaCD still reigns supreme
Humayon is a narcissistic, egotistical, self-centred piece of garbage, but he's still nice. Humayon plays valorant at an unhealthy amount; however, he still gets solid marks in school. Humayon's way of flirting is insulting the other person consistently.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.