Hujuman

A young man who is aware that there is really no such thing as the 'New Man'.. He is however, extremely adept at aquiring new ladies, and has a large 'cool' factor. Due to the fact that he plays the 'New Man' role convincingly.

Lady 1: Hey look at that dude! Mmm, he's hot!
Lady 2: Yeah, but stay away honey, that guy's just a Hujuman

Hujuman by Ricardo December 6, 2003

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hukumana

Doesn't make sense or won't work.

The story is just plain hukumana.

The computer's hukumana.

hukumana by ICDedPepo July 19, 2003

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Hujuman • Hujuank • hukumana • huuman

Hujuank

The act of putting elastic band or other elastic substance around a body part.

You cannot use this verb when elastic is around the hair as that counts as 'tying'

I hujuanked my neck to feel the sweet release of being Despawned

Other example:

"Officer! Come quick there has been a murder!"

"Okay, ma'am, we need you to calm down. Can you describe what has happened?"

"No, but the victim was clearly hujuanked."

Hujuank by .Sour. July 7, 2018

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huuman

A true breed of a human

After years of meditation ive finally reached huuman status.

huuman by truedoggy March 13, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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