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A young man who is aware that there is really no such thing as the 'New Man'.. He is however, extremely adept at aquiring new ladies, and has a large 'cool' factor. Due to the fact that he plays the 'New Man' role convincingly.
Lady 1: Hey look at that dude! Mmm, he's hot!
Lady 2: Yeah, but stay away honey, that guy's just a Hujuman
Hujuman by Ricardo December 6, 2003
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hukumana 

Doesn't make sense or won't work.
The story is just plain hukumana.

The computer's hukumana.
hukumana by ICDedPepo July 19, 2003
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The act of putting elastic band or other elastic substance around a body part.

You cannot use this verb when elastic is around the hair as that counts as 'tying'
I hujuanked my neck to feel the sweet release of being Despawned

Other example:

"Officer! Come quick there has been a murder!"

"Okay, ma'am, we need you to calm down. Can you describe what has happened?"

"No, but the victim was clearly hujuanked."
Hujuank by .Sour. July 7, 2018
After years of meditation ive finally reached huuman status.
huuman by truedoggy March 13, 2023
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