How's you

A grammatically incorrect phrase used as the second line of an internet conversation. It originated as dialect from the Shropshire area of England but has become more widespread over the past 10 years. How's you is an abbreviated version of "how is you". This is how a poorly educated person would ask "How are you"

Person 1: Hello.

Person 2: hi
Person 1: How's you
Person 2: I am still capable of forming grammatically correct sentences. How are you?

by The Oracle November 16, 2014

How's You

Other way to say How are you

Boy1:How's you?
Boy2: Fine thanks

by Kenzoos December 19, 2010

How's you?

A flirty way of asking: How are you? ☺

Sam: "Heyy, how's you?"
Will: "Heyyy, I'm goood. How's youu?"

by JadeDragon01 November 27, 2021

How's by you?

How are you doing?
How YOU doin'?

From the yiddish, vi geyts bay dir?

Nu? How's by you? Me? I'm fine. Don't be a pischer. How's by you?

by Logan2 May 14, 2008

And that's how you land a plane

When you complete something like a boss ass bitch

Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane

by mecheng99 November 17, 2017

it's not the size, it's how you use it

something people with small penises say

Guy 1: "If you really want to please a girl, it's not the size, it's how you use it!"

Guy 2: "STFU tiny dick."

by Ekonftwroflmaolol January 15, 2010

Woah...That's How You Make a Shoe

Used when someone is really fuckin' amazing at something.

JD: "I got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."

by SexyStarrFox December 28, 2011