houw 

A word with a wide range of meaning. Can mean anything. Meaning usually comes from context. Can also be used as a greeting and because of its distinctive sound (pronounced like "how" but only slightly retarded) can be used to locate friends in a crowd.

HHHHOOOOUUUUUWWWW (in a crowded room looking for friends)
houw (when passing by a friend in a hall way. Good to use in school.)

houw by fatcatxl June 4, 2004

Dennis Vander Houwen 

Born June 17th, 1967 in Washington State, Assumed the stage name "Dennis Michael" and performs as a comedy magician, inventor of magic effects, creative free thinker, artist and a downright entertaining person to invite to your party. Intelligent observer and caring husband and father. Avid fly fisherman and designer of fishing flys using unconventional materials.

Dennis Vander Houwen comedy magician

Dennis Vander Houwen by Dennis Michael February 5, 2010

houwer 

just a fucking all around BITTIE.

dude look .... 'yeah bro what'? man houwers just a fucking babe right. dude yeah she a fucking BITTTIIEEE

houwer by the legendary paxman March 16, 2018

houwsed 

To steal one's possessions or to take from one another.

Nigga you got houwsed! ( I took your stuff)

houwsed by Anthony Monaco May 14, 2007

houwff 

the best most handsome most awesome most sexy most incredible looking person while also being the best gamer in existence while also getting all the moms

"Wow, houwff is so handsome and good at valorant"

houwff by UBOUAOUDHSAD April 4, 2022